Embassy of Tees

We've Moved

2009-05-28T06:40:00.000-07:00

The Embassy of Tees now has its own place online, visit us at EmbassyOfTees.com

Crazy Ass Baboon Tee

2009-05-16T06:17:00.000-07:00

This super intense baboon tee was designed by Rafael Bastos for Threadless. Men's and women's sizes are available. Only in brown.

$18 @ Threadless

Mr. Burns "Vote Republican" T-Shirt

2008-09-16T10:39:00.000-07:00

Mr. Burns touts a not so subtle message to vote Republican this November. Love the Oil button on his shirt. Available only in white.

$17.00 @ Karma Loop

Barack is the Future T-Shirt

2008-09-12T10:35:00.000-07:00

Modeled after the Back to the Future movie logo, the Barack is the Future tee is available only in black and is made by Sons of Liberty.

$20.00 @ KarmaLoop

LRG Mover, Shaker, Taker Tee

2008-09-09T10:21:00.000-07:00

The LRG Mover, Shaker, Taker tee is available in white and ash. Comes in sizes S-XXXXL

$24 @ KarmaLoop

Ed Hardy Keith Richards T-Shirt

2008-09-08T10:52:00.000-07:00

Signature Ed Hardy tattoo styled t-shirt. Available in navy and in sizes M-XL.

$62 @ Macy's

Sneaktip's Drop Kicks Not Bombs Shirt

2008-09-07T09:55:00.000-07:00

Tshirt comes in red, purple and white.
Available in S-XXXL (damn thats big)

$36 @ KarmaLoop

Fantasy Football T-Shirt

2007-10-13T16:16:00.000-07:00

The perfect t-shirt for watching the Monday night football game with your buddys.

The Fantasy Football shirt is sure to show how serious (or not) you are about the sport of fantasy football. Not that its really a sport by any means, but you get the idea.

You gotta love the Heisman posing wizard. Hilarious.

$15.99 @ Busted Tees

Vurt Wallpaper T-Shirt

2007-10-08T16:20:00.000-07:00

The newest from Vurt Clothing's wallpaper collection of tees.

Be warned, the shirt is a slim fit, but if you can pull it off, you're gonna look solid. 100% machine washed cotton, available only in black.

$24.50 @ Pacific Sunwear

Boring NASCAR T-Shirt

2007-10-05T16:11:00.000-07:00

Not a huge NASCAR fan? Most of us aren't...why not let the world know?

The Boring t-shirt mimics the NASCAR logo but obviously replaces the text with a more fitting word. Suck it Jeff Gordon...

$15.99 @ Busted Tees

Miller High Life T-Shirt

2007-07-16T09:10:00.000-07:00

A vintage tee featuring the champaign of beers, Miller High Life. You can't go wrong with this tees' multicolor graphics and the old school High Life logo featuring a girl sitting on the moon.

From Palmer Cash the High Life tee is available only in white.

$22.97 @ Teesforall.com

Doogie Howser Tee

2007-06-26T00:04:00.000-07:00

If Doogie Howser was your childhood hero, this is your shirt.

I personally always felt that Doogie's buddy Vinnie Delpino was my hero, but there's no Vinnie Delpino shirt....bummer.

The Doogie childhood hero tee is available in creme and light blue.

$15 @ Antix

Antix Sumo Wrestling T-Shirt

2007-06-19T08:47:00.000-07:00

Show off your sumo style this summer with Antix Clothing's Sumo t-shirt. The Sumo come is white, light blue, mint and aqua.

Unfortunately the shirt only comes in small, medium, large and XL, so it won't fit if you're sumo size.

$15 @ Antix

Element Skateboard Clothing - Symbols Tee

2007-05-26T10:47:00.000-07:00

Peace, recycling, lightning, anarchy and Element. The Symbols t-shirt from Element Skateboard Clothing features a set of symbols cast on a black tee backdrop.

BTW - Does anyone know what to call the circle with a line through it symbol? Is it the "No" symbol? I couldn't think of a good name.

$22.50 @ Element Skateboard Clothing - PacSun

Vurt Clothing - Rod Iron Tee

2007-05-26T10:41:00.000-07:00

New from Vurt Clothing is the Rod Iron t-shirt, which gots some fancy, cool stripes across it.

The shirt looks white but you'll have to trust me, its actually light blue...which is better than white anyway, so be happy.

$22.50 @ Vurt at Pacific Sunwear

USA Surf Team T-Shirt

2007-05-26T10:31:00.000-07:00

Help support the US men's and women's surf teams this summer by picking up one of their sponsor shirts from Pacific Sunwear.

A portion of the proceeds from every shirt goes directly to the team.

$19.95 @ Pacific Sunwear

HiCalorie Hope Guitar Tee

2007-04-19T20:31:00.000-07:00

Limited edition Hope Guitar t-shirt from HiCalorie.

Screen printed on a jellybean green shirt and available in small, medium and large.

£19.95 @ HiCalorie

Kareem Abdul Jabbar T-Shirt

2007-03-23T14:10:00.000-07:00

From Adidas comes the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Dragon t-shirt (apologies for the kind of grainy picture).

The tee is inspired by Kareem's appearance in Bruce Lee's Game of Death where Kareem played the evil villain, Hakim. Check it out if you get a chance, but first...check out the shirt.

$32.00 @ Adidas

Peace, Love, Rock n' Triple Five Soul

2007-03-18T11:42:00.000-07:00

If you're at all into Triple Five Soul, you're no doubt gonna like the Peace, Love, Rock 'n Soul t-shirt printed on top of a picture of the city.

Very cool as long as you're alright with wearing a little purple...

$46.00 @ KarmaLoop

Volcom Color Chips T-Shirt

2007-03-13T10:38:00.000-07:00

Some may think this tee is a little on the rainbowy(sp?), fruity side. I am not that person.

This beauty is the Volcom's Color Chips t-shirt. You got the logo, you got colors all over the place. What's not to like man?

Anyway, buy it. You know you want to.

$19.50 @ PacSun

Ali Victorious Tee

2007-03-08T13:50:00.000-08:00

A shout out to the greatest of all time in the ring...Muhammad Ali.

The tee features one of the greatest moments in his boxing career as he raises his fist in victory and a gold foil Ali monogram on the chest.

$40 @ Adidas

A Few Hooded Sweatshirts From Vurt

2007-01-29T15:00:00.000-08:00

Today, two Vurt hooded sweatshirts to keep ya warm, cuz its coooold outside...at least it is where I live.

Vurt Sherpa Zip Hoodie - Ahh the Sherpa hoodie by Vurt. Wait aren't sherpas those dudes that carry everyone's crap up Mt. Everest? Not sure what that's got to do with this hooded sweatshirt but the griffin design on the chest pocket is pretty sweet. The rust color is pretty cool too.

Vurt Fleece Hoodie - Apparently the best name that Vurt could come with for this was "Fleece Hoodie". Very descript, Vurt. Anyway we still like it even with its dumb name.

Both are on sale at PacSun right now. Worth a look.

Either One for $39.99 @ Pacific Sunwear

Hoodies Up Your A - Jib Hunt Brown Ninja

2007-01-27T08:19:00.000-08:00

Ninja style from Jib Hunt. With a ninja star printed on the chest and a more intense ninja and star collection on the back.

Currently 25% off.

$51.00 @ KarmaLoop

Hoodies Up Your A - Hurley Shelter

2007-01-21T15:43:00.000-08:00

It's freakin' cold outside so excuse us for a little bit while we venture from our standard t-shirts and explore the realm of the hoodie, or if that sounds too gay then the realm of the hooded sweatshirt.

We're starting our "Hoodies Up Your A" series with Hurley's Shelter hoodie.

A black stripe pattern, distressed seams, full length zip and the Hurley name and logo embroidered across the left chest pocket. Money. Plus, the Shelter is currently on Sale for $39.99 (originally $59.50). Check it out before the sale is over.

$39.99 @ Pacific Sunwear

Non-Stop T-Shirt Design Competition

2007-01-19T10:08:00.000-08:00

Head on over to TeeTonic and you'll find their non-stop t-shirt design competition.

There's a bunch of user-submissions and all you gotta do it vote for the ones that you love (a few of our current favorites are above). And if you're feeling a little creative today then why not submit your own design.

Rebel Ape Tee

2007-01-17T15:40:00.000-08:00

Planet of the Apes anyone?

This Rebel Ape t-shirt uses red, yellow and blue circles on a light gray t-shirt to form the Rebel Ape image.

$36.00 @ KarmaLoop

Element Tees

2007-01-07T10:03:00.000-08:00

If you're not familiar with Element, where have you been? One of the top sakteboarding brands on the market has a kickin' sweet logo and some solid t-shirt designs.

A few of our current favs:

Element Terminal Tee - Brown t-shirt with "Wind, Water, Fire, Earth" printed underneath the Element logo and brand name.

Element Script T-Shirt - A white tee with the Element logo and what looks sort of like rooster tails. Skin printed with varying shades of gray slightly left of center on the tee.

Element System Tee - Heather gray t-shirt with two pics of the Element logo and some other designs all off center to the left. Sizes are limited on this one.

$19.50 @ Pacific Sunwear

LRG Good Vibration T-Shirt

2007-01-05T11:26:00.000-08:00

New from LRG (aka the Lifted Research Group) is the Good Vibration tee featuring LRG's cursive logo in a rainbow of fruit flavors.

The Good Vibration tee is also available in brown and black shirts.

$24.00 @ Karmaloop

Trovata Ski Lift Tee

2007-01-04T09:35:00.000-08:00

Ski season has arrived.

Trovata's got you covered on a fun t-shirt for all of your apres-ski activities. Have a drink or two, maybe an appetizer and look the part of a serious skiier.

The Trovata Ski Lift tee has three gondolas on their way up the mountain printed on a super soft green cotton t-shirt.

$49.00 @ StandardStyle

Arbor Day T-Shirt by LRG

2007-01-01T22:17:00.000-08:00

Arbor Day, mark it down...April 27th.

We've got the shirt for the day. From LRG comes the unofficial Arbor Day t-shirt. White tee with a totally sweet design showing two hands planting a tree together. Order it now to get it for that special day in April.

$22.00 @ Karmaloop

Vurt T-Shirts

2006-12-30T23:37:00.000-08:00

Three choice tees from skate company, Vurt.

Vurt Tree Stripes - Get reconnected with nature with this charcoal tee with black, grey and white tree designs.

Vurt Top Heavy - Vurt's Top Heavy t-shirt features an old-school medieval design across the top half of the tee.

Vurt Compass - Lost? Not anymore. Vurt's Compass t-shirt has what you need to get you where you wanna go.

All Vurt Tees retail for $22.50 @ Pacific Sunwear

Altru Crazy Horse Tee

2006-11-21T12:16:00.000-08:00

Altru's Crazy Horse t-shirt isn't anything that's going to blow you mind but we still dig it. Cool concept, cool graphic and cool color choices.

Short sleeve t-shirt is only available in the brown color shown. Altru also make a camel colored long sleeve version.

$35.00 @ GuyShop

Mailbox Tees - T-Shirt of the Month Club

2006-11-19T10:57:00.000-08:00

Looking for some new, cool t-shirts but not sure where to find them?

Let them find you by joining Mailbox Tees. Each month you'll receive one of Mailbox Tees' limited edition (only 500 made) t-shirts in the mail.

Mailbox Tees currently runs a Nature vs. Humankind Series that features various artist's conceptualizations of an aspect of the universal struggle. Totally random but could be interesting.

Their other series is the Metropolitan Series which features artists representing what the artist's home city means to them.

Subscriptions to the club can be made for 3, 6, 9 or 12 month periods.

$78.00 for 3 months @ Mailbox Tees

Cerdo Winged Snout

2006-11-12T13:32:00.000-08:00

Ah yes a winged snout...very cool, very random. We like it.

Created by Steve Tenebrini an artist/designer that specializes in rock posters (make sure to check those out too) but also makes a bunch of other stuff including this t-shirt. Why not get a cool t-shirt and support an artist in the process?

$15.00 @ Cerdo

Headphones Tee

2006-11-08T06:52:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I'm a little bummed that I can't wear my big, fatty headphones out on the street, it just isn't a normal thing to do ya know? So instead I'll stick to the earbuds in my ears and the headphones on my shirt.

Available S-XL, printed on a blue American Apparel shirt.

$25.00 @ Elsewares

The Woody Tee

2006-10-23T14:01:00.000-07:00

In case you can't tell, the Woody t-shirt looks like a piece of wood, but on a t-shirt. The chocolate brown t-shirt has orange and tan wood growth line creating the look of growth line in a piece of wood.

If you like it, good luck ordering. The sizes are listed as "size 1", "size 2" and "size 3". No idea what that means.

$36 @ Miele Fresca

Invicid - The Oil Saga

2006-10-17T17:41:00.000-07:00

"The Oil Saga" from Invicid just came back in stock so if you like, then you better buy now. The graphic is on the left hip for a nice change from the standard (and oft boring) centered graphics on most t-shirts. Printed on a 100% cotton American Apparel t-shirt and comes only in lead color.

Another bonus of shopping at Invicid: They've got these cool meters to show you how many of your size they've got left in stock currently:

Cool, right? Anyway, pick up The Oil Saga tee before you're size's meter is gone.

$24.00 @ Invicid

Sale on Monsieur T. T-Shirts

2006-09-29T11:37:00.000-07:00

Cool t-shirts...marked down prices...the best of both worlds.

Monsieur T. has every single t-shirt that they sell on sale right now, thats the good new. The bad news is that a lot of them are selling out quickly. So if you dig any of their stuff then you best jump on it now.

Various Prices (most between $12-$30) @ Monsieur T

Caffeine Molecule

2006-09-27T12:11:00.000-07:00

Admittedly the shirt is a little geeky (Evidence: Its sold by a store called ThinkGeek) but I like it, so I'm writing about it. I mean seriously, how better to pay tribute to the molecule that makes up millions of people everyday?

Sad news...the shirt only come in navy blue, happy news...it comes in short or long sleeve so you can pretty much flash the C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ year round...if you felt inclined to do so.

$14.99 @ ThinkGeek

Palmer Cash Vintage T-Shirts

2006-09-21T10:47:00.000-07:00

Palmer Cash is one of the best stops on the information superhighway if you're looking to scoop up a vintage t-shirt. The selection ranges from the absurd (see Palmer's Edumacated tee) to the artistic. We've choose to focus on the latter with our three picks from PalmerCash:

First up their basic but very cool black Tree tee, followed by an Argyle tshirt for the man that wants to look a little fancy...but still just wear a tshirt. And finally the KGB tee featuring the CIA's russian alter-ego's emblem.

Also be sure to check out Palmercash's T-Shirt a Day Giveaway. You just might be lucky enough to secure one of these babies with no impact to the wallet.

$19.97-$23.97 @ PalmerCash

Club de la Danza Tee from Ubiquity Records

2006-09-21T10:29:00.000-07:00

The Club de la Danza tshirt from Ubiquity Records is pefect for all of you out there who frequent Brasilian dance clubs or at the very least just want to look like they do.

The shirt is available in powder blue and dark chocolate, but the Club de la Danza shirt is a part of Ubiquity's classics line, which means finding the size and color combination that you want can be a little hit-or-miss.

$21.99 @ Ubiquity Records

Aqua VI Crest T-Shirt

2006-09-19T08:17:00.000-07:00

This supersoft, lightweight tee from Aqua VI has a crest on it which is accented with grey stitching. Comes in white and black (the black version has an additional emblem on the back of the shirt).

Nordstrom also carries a bunch of other Aqua VI shirts so don't fret if this one doesn't quite do it for ya...

$39.00 @ Nordstrom

Detroit Ninja Academy

2006-07-29T12:52:00.000-07:00

For all aspiring ninjas in the Metro Detroit area. There's a bunch of different styles and colors available for the Detroit Ninja Academy t-shirt.

Check out the Detroit Ninja Academy shirt at the SpreadShirt Ubershop.